Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
