four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
