How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
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Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
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I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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