The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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