): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
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I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
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i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.