i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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