She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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