found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
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open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
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Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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