Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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