Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
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I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
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He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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