i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
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We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
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A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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