he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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