Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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