I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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