Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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