dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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