hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
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my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
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i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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