I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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