And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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