she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
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This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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