By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
There r osticjed everywhere
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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