Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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