I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
can u get pink eye on your cock?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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