They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
and i looked up. we had an audience...
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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