just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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