do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
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Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
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There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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