you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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