Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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