If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
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