just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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