so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
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Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
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I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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