i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Randomize
