Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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