I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Panties = found
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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