Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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