Plan B is the new Plan A
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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