grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
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I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
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SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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