best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Church boner. Awkwardddd
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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