so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
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I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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