There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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