kristin has been a bad kristin
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
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