My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
