I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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