I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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