I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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