I want to make a zoo with you.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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