I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
we're so committed to being not committed
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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