I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
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The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
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I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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