im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
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Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Your cock deserves a montage
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
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So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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