I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
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