I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
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So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
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I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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