this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
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Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
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You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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