I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
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I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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