A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
whose ass print is on the piano?
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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