new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
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I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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