this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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