"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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